She’s Always a Woman | Billy Joel
This song would be dedicated to my friend Sondra, if she was still around to hear it. I don’t mean that she’s passed, but we haven’t communicated in two years and I miss her.
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no one really knows anything. #quote
that's all I've learned. #true life though
#kardahian 4eva
• I got the swag & it's pumping out my ovaries.purdycute.
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cosmo tip #159
want to give your man an exciting night? murder a neighbourhood child and frame him! bury the child in the floorboards! see how long it takes for him to crack!
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Aaaaaaaaand now we’re all caught up with the present. I’ve blown through the ARCHIVES and this is what my nails look like RIGHT NOW. Nail Files updates to come in real time from now on; SO EXCITING FOR YOU I KNOW.
<3 Anaheed
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I heard your voice through a photograph. I thought it up, it brought up the past. Once you know, you can never go back. I’ve got to take it on the otherside
Otherside. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Californication.
i love this song and am going to be seeing them bitches
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sinisterlava: renlybaratheons:
armie hammer : sag awards 2011 x sag awards 2012
Bless him.
the high troll of all trolls. the title has been taken.
“I’m comfortable with my body. It’s funny, actually, I’ve just been having a discussion with the guy who’s directing my new project. It might have a bit of nudity and he said: ‘Just to let you know, if you’re getting naked, no landscaping of any kind. This is the 1940s and you’re playing a Jew.’ I was like, ‘Pretty much there anyway, mate! Not a huge amount of maintenance going on.’ I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy. This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”
gem of all gems
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“To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.”
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Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)
This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers?
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BOOM.
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I think I love you, Janet Howell.
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Seems only fair.
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![thedailywhat:
Stereotype-Challenging Study of the Day: A British study billed as “the most comprehensive ever conducted on gender driving differences” has concluded that women are better at parking cars than men.
The study, which relied on surveillence camera footage of over 2,500 drivers across 700 parking garages, was devised by professional driving instructor Neil Beeson, and produced by car park firm NCP.
Among its findings: Women are better than men at tracking down spaces, lining up with the parking space, and reversing into spots “by the book.” Meanwhile, men are better at entering spaces while driving forward, and exhibit more confidence than their female counterparts, leading to quicker parking decisions.
“The results also appear to dispel the myth that men have better spatial awareness than women,” said Beeson. “It shows that us men need to give our partners more respect when it comes to parking. The facts don’t lie.”
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Stereotype-Challenging Study of the Day: A British study billed as “the most comprehensive ever conducted on gender driving differences” has concluded that women are better at parking cars than men.
The study, which relied on surveillence camera footage of over 2,500 drivers across 700 parking garages, was devised by professional driving instructor Neil Beeson, and produced by car park firm NCP.
Among its findings: Women are better than men at tracking down spaces, lining up with the parking space, and reversing into spots “by the book.” Meanwhile, men are better at entering spaces while driving forward, and exhibit more confidence than their female counterparts, leading to quicker parking decisions.
“The results also appear to dispel the myth that men have better spatial awareness than women,” said Beeson. “It shows that us men need to give our partners more respect when it comes to parking. The facts don’t lie.”
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German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.
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